I DON'T HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION

I don't have an internet connection, & I don't have a landline. I haven't had either since July 18. There are cataclysmic problems with the telecom lines, and the only satellite provider that services our area throttles bandwidth for data overages like it's the goddamned 90s. I finally went to Wal-Mart & bought a $50 smartphone so I could pay my credit cards and check my bank account. The phone only has 500MB data rn, but I'll buy more next week so I can actually respond to comnents. ETA on the kind of intervention our connection needs is Oct 24. I am literally dying of boredom. Drums, drums in the deep... I can't get out... I cannot get out...